Kelly Brook Goes Fishing

Kelly Brook

Mistook
A book
For a hook.
 
Went fishing with
Alanis Morissette
And Anneka Rice.
 
Caught a complete set
Of Encyclopaedia Britannicas.
Popped it in the keep-net
And mused,
 
This really is a landmark
Of informational literature
But is rather wet
So not easily used.
 
I think I’ll stick
To the Internet.

20 Comments

  1. Hard for me to believe that the Britannica is the oldest English-language encyclopaedia still being produced as I agree, I will stick with the internet.

  2. “I’m like Estella
    I like to reel it in an then spit it out
    I’m frustrated by your apathy”

    I’m guessing that’s where the Morissette reference comes from (just a guess, I could be totally wrong).

    • Now that is reelly interesting because about ten years ago I lived with a girl who loved Alanis. Were these lines written then? If they were it is possible that I heard them unwittingly, stored them away and then subconsciously referenced them when I was writing KBGF. On the other hand you might just be totally wrong!

  3. … because Kelly, she cannot be found as an resident of the State of California in some aspects of that book required the whole Internet book, to find the “hook.”

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  5. True that! Landmark of informational literature but not easily used.
    Even I will stick to the Internet.

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